Post by Ryan on Jan 28, 2010 11:55:34 GMT -5
| Event | Instructions |
| Obama says "let me be clear" | Do one shot |
| Obama says "change isn't easy" | Do one shot |
| Obama says "make no mistake" | Do one shot |
| Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." | He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots |
| Joe Wilson yells something | Do two shots |
| Obama yells back | Finish the bottle |
| Obama says "jobs" | Do one shot, two if you're unemployed |
| Obama says "health care" | Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver |
| Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal | Do one shot |
| Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal | STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD |
| Obama mentions Bo | Put beer in your dog's water bowl |
| Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress | Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups |
| Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over | Do three shots |
| Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" | Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow |
| Obama says he's "fighting for you" | Do one shot, two if you believe him |
| Obama mentions Haiti | Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross |
www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/26/state-of-the-union-drinki_n_436932.html
