Post by mediawarrior1461 on Mar 22, 2010 0:46:53 GMT -5
I though I would post up a list I like to call the SECRET LIVES OF FAIRY TALES.
This is a list of things about your beloved chirdrens stories that you did not know.
Cinderella: Every one knows the Disney Version the original draft was much more gruesome. Th wicked stepsisters go to great lengths to get their feet to fit into the glass slippers. They go far as chop off toes and mutilate their feet.
Their reward for their deception, get their eyes plucked out by pigeons and live the rest of their lives as blind beggars.
Sounds like the HBO version. There is supposed to be a soft core porn film version of this made in the made 70's.
Sleeping Beauty: it was the pain of childbirth that woke her up.
Sounds like the Cinemax Version.
Faries: we all think of them as sweet little pixies, back in Shakespear's time. People were terified of them as Faries were known for causing mischief. Including if not addition to, murdering babies and replacing them with dopplegangers, assorted tomfoolery and seducing young boys. Yes back in those days the TOOTH FAIRY was much more awesome, she rewarded teeth with a happy ending.
Hans Christen Anderson: Author of Thumbelina, Little Mermaid, The Emperor;s New clothes: A Celibate CHRONIC MASTERBATOR with homosexual urges.
Lewis Carrol: Suspected Pedophile, known to collect paintings of nude children.
This is a list of things about your beloved chirdrens stories that you did not know.
Cinderella: Every one knows the Disney Version the original draft was much more gruesome. Th wicked stepsisters go to great lengths to get their feet to fit into the glass slippers. They go far as chop off toes and mutilate their feet.
Their reward for their deception, get their eyes plucked out by pigeons and live the rest of their lives as blind beggars.
Sounds like the HBO version. There is supposed to be a soft core porn film version of this made in the made 70's.
Sleeping Beauty: it was the pain of childbirth that woke her up.
Sounds like the Cinemax Version.
Faries: we all think of them as sweet little pixies, back in Shakespear's time. People were terified of them as Faries were known for causing mischief. Including if not addition to, murdering babies and replacing them with dopplegangers, assorted tomfoolery and seducing young boys. Yes back in those days the TOOTH FAIRY was much more awesome, she rewarded teeth with a happy ending.
Hans Christen Anderson: Author of Thumbelina, Little Mermaid, The Emperor;s New clothes: A Celibate CHRONIC MASTERBATOR with homosexual urges.
Lewis Carrol: Suspected Pedophile, known to collect paintings of nude children.
